Okay, so Johnny pulled a Rabbit...sort of. Johnny didn't call a rant or nothing, but Johnny was supposed to show up at the monthly Anarch pow wow as usual. But Johnny didn't show up. Nope, a no-show from the King of Kama Sutra.
So where was Johnny? At the LA Erotica Expo. That's right. Okay, so Johnny was there mainly that evening to directly promote Gated Community Productions. Had the mortals working during the day, Johnny picked up the slack after sundown...of course, that's when the floor is officially closed and there's a lot of afterhours 'networking' between companies and performers and agents and shit. And then it's on to the parties where even more of that happens...
So Johnny was able to sign up some smokin' hot bitches that could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Another babe that had her Kegel's down pat and could literally vibrate her pussy...fuckin' unbelievable. And had to find at least one anal specialist...Johnny saw her take a seat on a 2 liter bottle without so much as a single grimace on her face...she was a little bit of a butterface, but talent like that trumps what your face looks like. Even found a dude to sign to the company, our first male contract performer.
So Johnny kinda got caught up in mortal business that night. Gotta deal with Los Reyes at some point...and the usual bullshit...but for one night anyway, Johnny got to not just pretend but almost be human again if only for a few hours.
