Greek Girls Are...

Pretty? Mostly. Got some kind of a different look to 'em though. It ain't as obvious as black and white though, you know? Something kinds subtle about 'em. It ain't just the olive skin tone most of 'em got. Course, the problem is that a lot of 'em aren't real familiar with a razor blade, you know? A lot of 'em are cool with shaving their pits and legs now, but not everywhere, you know?

Easy? Not really. There were a few that wanted to ride a rich American cock, but most just wanted to fool around and not much else. Kinda like a lot of girls over here; they figure they are pretty enough to score some free drinks in the VIP and all they gotta do is give up their time and a good view of their cleavage. Stupid bitches.

Kinky? Nah, not really. They seemed a bit more, into it when you got 'em going, but they seemed pretty straight forward. Not even more willing to do it in the butt, even if they are Greek, you know?

All in all they seemed not that different from American girls. A bit more reserved, a bit more in need of a razor, but not really that different. Not sure if that means anything or not, but hey, whatever.

The Camarilla and Lasombra are creepy

So Johnny wandered up north again.

Why?

You know, if Johnny gets bored, Johnny should just go to a strip club or something. 'Cause the Camarilla is just boring nine times out of ten.

So yeah, not much happened. Okay, a few weeks before some of the NorCal Brujah came down to answer Dominic's Call. That was cool. Finn and Aly came down. They're cool. But Prince Early stepped down and Princess Jenna stepped up. Oh, and Dominic's Call was not much more than personal bullshit. Afraid of the local Ass-biters. That was kinda interesting.

But last time? We heard there were zombies somewhere, but nope. Went to go find some Sabbat or their gangbangers, but that was a bust. Stupid fuckin' Cam didn't even speak Spanish. Who goes to talk to the Mexican Mafia and doesn't speak Spanish? Stupid shit.

Then the new Lasombra they got there, fuckin' called Johnny on the cell phone. How did he get Johnny's number? Says he needs to talk. About why? Says Prince Ligatio said to call Johnny. About what? Says They. Says he knows what They did.

Crap. Need to talk to They to try to help his ass out, but he ain't talkin'. Rather help out a local Nos that's shown at least a tolerance for Anarchs than some fuckin' Lasombra bitch that'll try to fuckin' manipulate Johnny into doin' shit. Course, the hard part will be making it seem like Johnny didn't do nothing with it, keepin' in the clear with this Ligatio fuck. You know?

The Camarilla just sucks.