So Johnny decides to wander on up to the Camarilla gathering last weekend. Partly because Johnny had nothing better to do, partly because Lauren and Bear and a few others are always wandering up there and Johnny thought "Hey, maybe Johnny should go see what the big deal is!"
Goddamn the Cam is boring though.
Not a damn thing happened outside of some weird ass conversations (like, who knew that the LA Brujah Primogen likes to suck blood from fuckin' tampons? And that it is apparently kosher?) and sending the queer Iron John into torpor.
That's it. Not a damn thing else happened.
Johnny is convinced this is why the Cam plays all their fucked up political prestetation games and shit. 'Cause there ain't nothing else going on. Unless you are creating some kind of game, what the fuck is there?
Must be also why so many young licks go Anarch. At least we have shit happening at our rants. At least we do things.
But fuck the Camarilla is boring.
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
KJs and Iron John
What a fuckin' night.
There was this new guy, a Cam Brujah, name of Iron John, that was dressed like a Village People reject. Leather vest, a "Voting Rocks" t-shirt, a red bow-fucking tie, and actual heavy gauge chains wrapped around his waist and legs. Seriously, he looked totally gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but fuckenaye, do you have to dress like a stereotype? What was worse, was this dipwad basically was rejecting who he was as a Brujah. Refused to give into his passions. Spent his whole unlife, as far as Johnny could tell, trying to control his Beast and his passions. WTF? It's part of being Brujah. It's part of who we are, of what our particular curse is. Accept it, work around it, but don't fuckin' deny it. Best part of it though was Lauren kept tormenting him to see if he would flip out. She even tried to get Barclay to do some Gangrel trick, something about making Joe flip out, but somehow send it to IJ. She licked his face and grabbed his balls; made 'im flip. The Gangrel trick didn't work though. So it was Joe that flipped. But then IJ told 'im to calm down and he did. Sheer force of personality. The biggest problem Johnny has with this poseur is that about 85% of what he said sounded practiced and rehearsed. He just knew what to say and it sounded like he'd practiced it before or something.
Asshat.
Then there was this deal with the KJ. Dempsey somehow found one, this girl. Supposedly totally innocent. Huh? Anyway, they don't kill her when the have the chance. They come back and Uncle Remus tells Johnny that the KJ must have libertas, just like us. So maybe she's not evil and bad, that we should fight the Courts, not necessarily the individuals.
Damn it, but he made sense. It ain't gonna turn Johnny into some kinda pacifist, but damn it, Johnny figures we can't just go and slaughter them just because they are KJ.
Anyway, that putz Tom Jennings summons her to the warehouse. What a fuckin' idiot. Now she knows one of our gathering places. How Jennings has survived this long is beyond Johnny. People think Johnny is stupid, but Johnny really ain't. But Jennings, he might have some booksmarts, but fuckenaye is he stupid. So Barclay sees the girl, and so does Lauren and Johnny. So we go to attack 'er. Pam and Remus move to save her ass though, getting her out of the way. Joe turns into a big-ass fuckin' bird and starts pecking the shit out of her. Perez fuckin' threw IronJohn from about 30 feet away into Johnny's back and knocked Johnny down. And with that, Johnny was out of the chase. Don't know what happened after that other than Remus, Pam and the girl were gone and Joe, in the shape of the big-ass bird is flipping out, then sunk straight into the ground. Weird shit man.
And that wasn't enough. One of the chicks that did work for Gated Community Productions was apparently shot to death, gangland style. Not fuckin' cool. Not to worried about it personally, but it sucks and it might end up as bad publicity. Hopefully it wasn't some dumbfuck trying to get to Johnny.
Oh wait. That still wasn't enough. That Bonaducci guy, the one that does porn up in Promise, he's Cam but has been banned from LA for a few years now, comes up to Johnny as a representative of the justicars. Oh crap. He wants to get the Anarchs to work with and help out a big-ass Camarilla war party meant to take back San Diego. Wants Johnny to fly the idea out to the other Anarchs in the area. Supposedly the Anarchs would get a chunk of SD as our reward. But Johnny just don't trust the Cam and really ain't sure about any kind of war party.
Way too much happening, too many new faces...
There was this new guy, a Cam Brujah, name of Iron John, that was dressed like a Village People reject. Leather vest, a "Voting Rocks" t-shirt, a red bow-fucking tie, and actual heavy gauge chains wrapped around his waist and legs. Seriously, he looked totally gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but fuckenaye, do you have to dress like a stereotype? What was worse, was this dipwad basically was rejecting who he was as a Brujah. Refused to give into his passions. Spent his whole unlife, as far as Johnny could tell, trying to control his Beast and his passions. WTF? It's part of being Brujah. It's part of who we are, of what our particular curse is. Accept it, work around it, but don't fuckin' deny it. Best part of it though was Lauren kept tormenting him to see if he would flip out. She even tried to get Barclay to do some Gangrel trick, something about making Joe flip out, but somehow send it to IJ. She licked his face and grabbed his balls; made 'im flip. The Gangrel trick didn't work though. So it was Joe that flipped. But then IJ told 'im to calm down and he did. Sheer force of personality. The biggest problem Johnny has with this poseur is that about 85% of what he said sounded practiced and rehearsed. He just knew what to say and it sounded like he'd practiced it before or something.
Asshat.
Then there was this deal with the KJ. Dempsey somehow found one, this girl. Supposedly totally innocent. Huh? Anyway, they don't kill her when the have the chance. They come back and Uncle Remus tells Johnny that the KJ must have libertas, just like us. So maybe she's not evil and bad, that we should fight the Courts, not necessarily the individuals.
Damn it, but he made sense. It ain't gonna turn Johnny into some kinda pacifist, but damn it, Johnny figures we can't just go and slaughter them just because they are KJ.
Anyway, that putz Tom Jennings summons her to the warehouse. What a fuckin' idiot. Now she knows one of our gathering places. How Jennings has survived this long is beyond Johnny. People think Johnny is stupid, but Johnny really ain't. But Jennings, he might have some booksmarts, but fuckenaye is he stupid. So Barclay sees the girl, and so does Lauren and Johnny. So we go to attack 'er. Pam and Remus move to save her ass though, getting her out of the way. Joe turns into a big-ass fuckin' bird and starts pecking the shit out of her. Perez fuckin' threw IronJohn from about 30 feet away into Johnny's back and knocked Johnny down. And with that, Johnny was out of the chase. Don't know what happened after that other than Remus, Pam and the girl were gone and Joe, in the shape of the big-ass bird is flipping out, then sunk straight into the ground. Weird shit man.
And that wasn't enough. One of the chicks that did work for Gated Community Productions was apparently shot to death, gangland style. Not fuckin' cool. Not to worried about it personally, but it sucks and it might end up as bad publicity. Hopefully it wasn't some dumbfuck trying to get to Johnny.
Oh wait. That still wasn't enough. That Bonaducci guy, the one that does porn up in Promise, he's Cam but has been banned from LA for a few years now, comes up to Johnny as a representative of the justicars. Oh crap. He wants to get the Anarchs to work with and help out a big-ass Camarilla war party meant to take back San Diego. Wants Johnny to fly the idea out to the other Anarchs in the area. Supposedly the Anarchs would get a chunk of SD as our reward. But Johnny just don't trust the Cam and really ain't sure about any kind of war party.
Way too much happening, too many new faces...