Gio's throw the worst parties

Okay, so Brer Bear wants Johnny to go with him and Perez to a party that the Giovanni are throwing out in their town, Promise, up in the mountains. Okay, it's a party, it'll be cool, right?

Nope.

First, it turns out it's technically thrown by some Settites, but Johnny didn't see a single Snake there. Next, the Giovannia are just fuckin' weird. Seriously weird. They are seem to be strangely inbred, but not. They all have an obvious fascination with money and the dead. And that seems to be about all they can talk about.

Then some KJ show up. Claiming to live in Long Beach. Claiming they didn't know Long Beach was Anarch turf. Then getting pissed when told to get the fuck out of Long Beach. Then getting really fuckin' pissed when told in Chinese to get the fuck out of Long Beach. Johnny wanted to just fuckin' kill'em right there, but it was an Elysium and Johnny didn't want to create bad blood with the weirdo Giovanni. So Johnny just left them alone.

Then it turns out that some human cultists screwed up and summoned all sorts of weird bug demons that looks right out of that movie, Starship Troopers. Weird shit. So Johnny is just shootin' the shit, drinkin' a beer, when there's this boom and this strange energy wave that spoiled the beer. It was the last one left damnit! So Johnny wandered off to find the explosion with Bear, Perez, Lauren, Pam, and that asshole fucktard Mateo to find what happened.

Turned out it was a demon. Seriously. A demon. No, really, Johnny ain't makin' this shit up. A real actual demon. Mateo, Perez and Bear went and grappled with this 20 foot tall winged demon. Johnny just started blasting away first with Johnny's nines then with Perez's M-16 (which is now Johnny's, yeah!). We killed the damn thing and the Gios say they are going to give us guns and incendiary bullets for taking care of their fuckin' problem.

But never ever go to a Giovanni party. They suck.

Stupid Cammies

So some dumbshit Cammie decided to wander down to Santa Ana for a little snack. Fucking stupid already, right? Well, he fucks up even further and gets caught sucking on someone's neck. So what does he do? Does he use the Ventrue powers of the mind to erase the guy's memory? Does he ghoul or blood bind the guy that walked in?

No. He decides it's best to embrace the guy.

Dumbshit. Seriously, how goddamn stupid do you have to be? He's a fuckin' Ventrue; ain't they normally embraced for qualities like intelligence, planning, money?

Then he shows up to the rant (Johnny couldn't be there) and picks a fight. Gets his ass kicked and staked. So now we're trying to figure out what to do with the shit stain. Do we ash him? Blood bind him? Just send him back north to the Cam?

Right now, we just hang onto him and leave his ass on ice. Johnny is really curious to see how Prince Early and the Cam react to this. Really want to see if they just write this fucktard off, or if they want to come to the table to talk about getting him back.

Why can't we all just get along?

What the hell is wrong with Johnny?

Is there a reason why other licks just don't like Johnny?

Johnny can't figure it out. Johnny must be popular enough to be put in as Baron. Johnny must be popular enough to have a gang (though Sharky has left and the Malks seem to have disappeared). So what the fuck is wrong with Johnny?

'Cause it seems that yet another Anarch gang hates Johnny Chang. Wouldn't just give away the whole of Santa Ana to this new gang, so now they are pissed. Yeah, seriously, they wanted exclusive feeding rights in the same very large city that Johnny is Baron of. Just figured it belonged to them already apparently.

What the fuck is this shit? It's been like two years Johnny has been Baron of Santa Ana and this is the first time Johnny heard of Los Reyes. And now they want total control of Santa Ana.

This is seriously fucked up and Johnny isn't really interested in fighting yet another front.

Let's see now...

The Kuei-jinn. They blew Johnny's H2 up. Seems like maybe the Korean flavor of KJ. But they still want Johnny dead.

The Sabbat. Always a fuckin' issue.

The Camarilla. Always a fuckin' issue, just not normally as deadly.

The Knights of Retribution. Want Johnny dead. Probably waiting for a public execution.

And now, Los Reyes. Bunch of cholos that somehow got embraced and now want something that Johnny was willing to share, but weren't willing to do that. No, they had to have the whole thing.

Goddamn it all to hell.