Now that just sucked

Johnny went and bought a brand spanking fucking new Hummer H2. All the factory options. Johnny bought it Friday night.

Johnny drove it around Saturday night to the rant and on that damn wildgoose chase the goddamn Gangrel led us all on. Drove it back to the warehouse. Went outside to find it missing.

And now there are pictures of it as a burned out wreck.

Someone is going to get seriously fucked. As in ass-raped and then choked and then burned and then fed to sharks and then made to watch every televised presidential debate in all of televised history.

That goddamn thing was $72,000. That's a fuckload of money. It was supposed to be turned into the Orange County Brujah Battlewagon. With armor and machine gun and everything.

But no. Some fucker, like the KJ or the Knights of Retribution, had to go and steal and destroy it. Man the fuck up and punch Johnny in the face, don't fucking go so low as to steal a man's ride. That's straight up not cool. It's fucked up.