It's getting to be that time of year. When you can go to a party, or even a bar, and be a "vampire" in public and not have to worry about the Masquerade. Well, unless of course you are pulling stupid shit like picking up cars or running alongside them on the freeway.
Never cared that much for Halloween as a mortal. It was for the kids, you know? Trick or treating, bobbing for apples, stupid homemade costumes, you know, yeah? Totally different that last few years though. Now it seems like it's a total grown-up, adult holiday and kids are just an afterthought.
Johnny does really like the costumes though. Fuck yeah, it's a chance for any chick to let out their inner slut in public and just dress like total skanks and whores and have the "legitimate" excuse that it's just a Halloween costume. And then Johnny gets to put on a cheesy cape, slick back his hair, and be Dracula (like that fucker ever actually lived, yeah?) and they "let" Johnny seduce them. Ha!
Not to mention going to places like Knott's Scary Farm or shit like that makes it so goddamn easy to feed. Manage to get some teenage girl (not too young though) broken off from her friends, use the powers of persuasion to get her to start sucking face, stick a hand up her skirt, and bam! you get a pint and she never knows what hit her aside from a killer orgasm. Even if she figures out enough shit to say a vampire drank her blood, her friends are just gonna think she was making out with some dude in vampire costume in one of the mazes or something.
Gotta be careful and all. Johnny don't get careless this time of year; shit, it pays to be even more paranoid that normal. But it can be a fun time of year.
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