So, like this chick Johnny was talking to at Sharky’s (the bar, not the Anarch), was talking about this wacked out idea of hers, that everyone has a theme song. She claimed hers was “Ooops, I did it again.”
So yeah, Johnny did her. Twice. In the parking lot. Got a pint too.
But it did get Johnny thinkin.’ What would the theme songs be for Rabbit, Owl, Sharky, Remus, all them?
Rabbit would have to be “Bitch” by that Meredith Brooks chick. ‘Cause Rabbit is a bitch. He talks about being tough, and yeah, he kinda is, but what the fuck does he ever actually do except bitch about shit he ain’t gonna do nothin’ about?
Uncle Remus might go hardcore, somethin’ like Atreyu’s “Vampire’s Lament.” ‘Cause he’s a vampire and he’s always, well, he gets fed up with the rest of us. So it would be like him lamenting the fact we just can’t seem to get shit done. Or maybe he gets “Los Angeles” by X. Cause he’s hardcore and he’s L.A.
Owl? Fuck if Johnny knows. He talks to a person that’s not even there, he is Johnny’s best friend one month and then the next he wants to kick Johnny’s ass. He’s willing to cut deals with the Sabbat, but won’t let Cammunists within 10-feet of him in Orange County. Maybe that Gnarls Barkley song, “Crazy.”
The Malks in the gang, the Architects, are easy. “Institutionalized” by Suicidal Tendencies. ‘Cause they’re crazier than shit. Though that Doc guy seems almost normal…he might be craziest of ‘em all.
Sharky might have to go old-school Anarch with “Fuck Authority” by Pennywise. That seems to be his main deal. Why he gets along with Johnny, who the hell knows?
Johnny would have to go with something like “Kung-Fu Fighting” or maybe more modern, like “Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy.” Something like that.
That’s about all Johnny can think of right now. Maybe more later.
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