Fuckenaye.
So, like, Johnny has been looking for this “Maldito” for a few weeks now, with Sharky. So Johnny is able to figure out that there is this scary dude with buck teeth and hairy pointed ears that the local Mexicans talk about to scare their kids into behaving. And Johnny hears that “Los Effes” have some kind of hook-up with him, some kind of connection. So Johnny is then able to figure out where the gang hangs out. And then it dead ends. They kidnap a bum to torture him, which was seriously fucked up. But Johnny figured hey, they were gonna feed him to the Maldito. Nope. Eventually let’em go and Johnny had to call 911 so he wouldn’t die or nothin’. Had Sharky beat the crap out of the rest of the gang. And that turned into a mistake.
See, two of the gangers escaped Sharky’s fists. And the other two, well, barely able to do anything. The one that could talk wasn’t talking and was calling Sharky the “Maldito.” Then Johnny left and got the car started and apparently Sharky executed the two gangers gangland style and tagged the wall with some other gang sign. Maybe not the best idea, because we went back there that night to look for the other “Los Effes” and the fuckin’ news wall all over it like Lindsey Lohan on cocaine. But Simon, man, Simon figured shit out.
See, being dressed in a suit, he could go right up and pretend to be with the news crews or a reporter or somethin’. And then using his Ventrue hoodoo voodoo, he got “Angel” to come with us. We took him to a hooker-motel and man, Dani didn’t even have to break out the strap-on. Simon made him sing like a canary. Talked about how some chica is the go-between between “Los Effes” and the “Maldito.”
So now it’s time to go talk to that chick.
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